BATMAN #353

"LAST LAUGH"
Writer Gerry Conway | Guest Artist: Jose Garcia Lopez | Inker: Dan Adkins
Letterer: Ben Oda | Colorist: Adrienne Roy | Editor: Len Wein

The Plot: Following a target practice session with some Batman posters, the Joker heads to his hideout and rallies his gang for a new caper. The next morning, Bruce Wayne has accompanied Vicki Vale to Gotham Central Station, which is to be demolished by explosives precisely placed by a special computer. But when the demolition procedure begins, nothing happens. The computer is discovered to be missing, with the Joker's calling card on the construction crew's monitor.

Some detective work by Alfred and the Batcomputer reveals that ten acres of land were recently purchased in New Jersey by one "Harlan Quinn". Batman heads to Jersey to investigate and is promptly and efficiently captured by the Joker. When he comes around, Batman is tied to a cliffside which the Joker has rigged with explosives. Using the demolition computer, he has placed the charges precisely to carve out an approximation of his face in the cliff in the vein of Mt. Rushmore. Joker heads to his control panel, but Batman frees himself from his bonds and activates a device to jam the computer signal. The Caped Crusader then confronts Joker and his men, and a fight breaks out. Joker shoots at Batman with his crossbow, but the bolt hits the jamming device in the Darknight Detective's utility belt.

With the jamming signal gone, the explosives go off, knocking Batman and the Joker into the sea. Joker's scheme is a success, as his face appears carved into the rock -- but it lasts only for a moment and then crumbles, with Batman speculating that his jammer fouled up the computer's timing, resulting in an unstable structure.

BATMAN #337

"WHERE WALKS A SNOWMAN"
Script Gerry Conway | Plot Assist: Roy Thomas
Pencils: Jose Garcia-Lopez | Inks: Steve Mitchell
Letters: John Costanza | Colors: Adrienne Roy | Editor: Dick Giordano

The Plot: Batman arrives at a sporting good store to help the police apprehend a hoodlum holed up inside. When Batman enters the store, he finds the crook babbling about his friend Jackie. Batman captures the criminal, but also finds Jackie -- frozen solid. Soon, in Commissioner Gordon's office, Batman and Gordon go over the crook's statement: he and Jackie had broken into the store, but Jackie was attacked by a man of snow. Batman leaves police headquarters and returns to Bruce Wayne's penthouse, where a party is in full swing. Among the guests is renowned skiier Klaus Kristin, who arrived while Batman was out, and who Bruce now observes has wet shoes.

The next day, the Snowman breaks into a jewelry store while Batman investigates Kristin's hotel room nearby. He finds and pockets a diary, then leaves when he hears an alarm from the store. But the Snowman has escaped before Batman arrives. Later, Batman and Alfred go through the diary, written by Kristin'a mother, Katrina, in the fifties. It details how she was hiking with friends in the Himalayas and got separated from them. A man found her and took care of her in a cave, and in the darkness they succumbed to their passion together. But the next morning, Katrina saw the man's face by the light of the fire -- he was a yeti. When she was found later on, Katrina was completely insane.

Having deduced Kristin's next destination, Bruce Wayne travels to Austria. He plants the diary in Kristin's room with a note requesting a meeting that night on Summit Peak. When midnight comes, the Snowman attacks Batman on the peak, explaining during their fight that he robs in order to finance his globe-trotting ski trips, since he must remain in the cold whenever he can. Then the brief fight ends, when Batman blinds the Snowman with a flare, and the creature slips and falls off the mountain to his apparent death.