"RETURN OF THE HERO!"
Plot/Script: David Michelinie | Plot/Finished Art: Bob Layton
Pencil Art: Jerry Bingham | Letters: John Costanza | Colors: Carl Gafford
Editor: Jim Salicrup | Editor-in-Chief: Jim Shooter
Plot/Script: David Michelinie | Plot/Finished Art: Bob Layton
Pencil Art: Jerry Bingham | Letters: John Costanza | Colors: Carl Gafford
Editor: Jim Salicrup | Editor-in-Chief: Jim Shooter
The Plot: As Titanium Man rampages through the streets, Bethany suggests to Tony that he slip away and summon Iron Man. Ducking into a seedy massage parlor, Tony quickly changes and then Iron Man confronts Titanium Man. The villain explains that he is trying to get back in the Soviet Union's good graces by destroying the U.S.A.'s most important city.
Following this monologue, the fight begins. Iron Man and Titanium Man battle across the city, eventually winding up on the ice rink at Rockefeller Plaza, where Iron Man finally gains the upper hand and defeats his foe. Iron man is cheered by the public before leaving. After changing back to Tony Stark, he accompanies Bethany home and enters her apartment with her.
It's that thing from the beginning of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! |
During the fight, Iron Man uses judo against his foe, recalling the lessons Captain America gave him in issue #125.
At one point Iron Man mentions that his public reputation has suffered "ever since a business rival caused my armor to kill a visiting diplomat!", and there's no editorial note. I'm not certain why Michelinie is so averse to calling Justin Hammer or Carnelia by name, especially when he's never been shy about it before, but this coyness makes the line clunky and confusingly vague.
The story's finale finds Iron Man's reputation on the mend, as the citizens of New York cheer his victory.
My Thoughts: Okay -- has Titanium Man always been a giant?!? I swear I've read comics with him before, and his armor was normal sized. I thought. But here he's about fifteen feet tall, and when Iron Man rips his helmet off at the end of their fight, the man beneath the armor is just as big!! A giant wore the Titanium Man armor? This bears further investigation.
Anyway, I've always liked the Titanium Man's visual, and Bingham and Layton do a great job with him here. I find him much more ominous and threatening than Iron Man's other major armored Communist foe, Crimson Dynamo.
The story is fairly unimpressive, though. After all that scheming as The Other, we find that Titanium Man's diabolical master plan is... to smash New York so hard that the U.S.S.R. will take him back. Really? That's what we waited all these issues for? It's pretty clear (as if the sarcastic "next issue" box two issues ago hadn't made it clear enough) that Michelinie and Layton had no interest in picking up Bill Mantlo's old plot, and likely only did it here because readers or editorial were bugging them to.
So the result is a thirteen-page fight scene (out of a seventeen-page comic!). Don't get me wrong, the fight is handled well, with fun choreography and visits to several locations in the city -- plus Iron Man makes use of the extra security safeguards he just installed last issue when Titanium Man tries to trap him in a tractor beam -- but after waiting so long for this confrontation, I had expected more than a mindless brawl.
Well, as you noted, Michelinie/Layton really had no interest in this plotline, so a mindless brawl is all we got.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, Boris Bullski is not a giant. The Titanium Man armor is large and bulky, yes, but it should only be about 8-10 feet tall. That panel is just ridiculous.
—Dan
Well I'm glad I wasn't crazy! I did some Googling after writing this post and everything I saw said what you say, that Titanium Man was supposed to be maybe ten fee tall at most. Perhaps Bingham was given some bad reference.
DeleteT-Man's absolutely humongous in Tales of Suspense #81-83 and TOS #93-94, as well as, as I recall, Iron Man #22. Bulski mentions hormone treatments in his TOS #82 appearance, but wow, that's quite some hormones.
ReplyDeleteI feel like #134 taken together with this makes a pretty damn good Iron Man story, and it feels like they're trying to balance things out for the sake of audiences mature and juvenile alike. Would've been nice to even it out between the two, but given the reveal- and T-Man popping in on the final page is something of a tradition-pacing really didn't leave any choice but this bifurcation.
Marvel Wiki has Boris at 7'1" then Wikipedia actually mentions he recieved treatments to make him friggin' 11 feet tall. Ah, comics. How do you do that to a skeleton without Pym Particles?
Whether Boris is seven feet or eleven, that final panel I posted above makes him look even bigger!
DeleteSomeday I'd like to go back and read some old Iron Man stories. My exposure to sixties Marvel is really quite limited; mainly just Spider-Man and bits and pieces here and there of the FF, Avengers, and X-Men. The Silver Age is, for the most part, a huge hold in my Marvel knowledge.
Delete// My exposure to sixties Marvel is really quite limited //
If only there were an online service with an incredibly fitting name that could help you out with that… ;^)
ReplyDeleteTitanium Man’s word balloons on the splash page rhyme and I spent a moment wondering if that was a thing of his, like Etrigan the Demon or Underdog, that I’d forgotten about (like I did his size).
At least the massage parlor wasn’t so seedy that there were hidden cameras in its rooms, meaning Tony’s secret ID is safe.